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THE FRANK AND WOODY SHOW


LYRICS
NOTHING TO DO
words and music by WOODY JANDA©
- SOME PEOPLE SAY THAT I'VE SETTLED DOWN
- OTHER PEOPLE CALL ME A BORE
- 'CAUSE I STAY AT HOME AND I WALK MY GROUND
- 'CAUSE I CAN'T THINK OF NOTHING TO DO NO MORE
- CAN'T THINK OF NOTHING NO MORE.
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- ONCE I APPEARED TO BE FANCY FREE
- LOOKIN' FOR WINE, WOMEN AND SONG
- BUT NOW I WISH PEOPLE WOULD LET ME BE
- LORD WHERE EXACTLY DID I GO WRONG
- OR AM I WHERE I REALLY BELONG.
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- IF I COULD FORGET HOW IT USED TO BE
- MAYBE THEN I WOULD BE SATISFIED
- BUT I CAN'T ERADICATE MEMORIES
- AND I MEAN TO TELL YOU THAT I'VE TRIED
- I MEAN TO TELL YOU I'VE TRIED.
TWENTY MILES
words and music by WOODY JANDA®
- I'VE GOT TWENTY MILES IN A BROKEN DOWN TRUCK
- THOUGH I'VE JUST GOTTA GO CROSS TOWN
- MY WHOLE INSIDES ARE ABOUT TO BREAKUP
- 'CAUSE I'VE BEEN PUTTIN' THE WHISKEY DOWN
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- WELL IT'S NOT THAT I'M LAZY WON'T YOU LISTEN TO ME BABY
- I JUST DON'T WANNA TAKE THE RISK
- IF I SHOULD CRASH AND BURN IT WOULD BE YOUR FAULT
- DON'T SEND ME HOME ON A NIGHT LIKE THIS
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- OUTSIDE IT'S RAINING AND MY WIPERS DON'T WORK
- AND I'M SURELY BOUND TO GET A FLAT
- YOU COULD SEND ME SWIMMING IF I CRASH INTO A LAKE
- I MAY GO UNDER AND I WONT COME BACK.
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- NOW DON'T START LAUGHIN' 'CAUSE IT REALLY MIGHT HAPPEN
- IF YOU SAY GOOD-BYE WITH JUST A KISS
- AND YOU'LL FEEL REAL BAD WHEN YOU HEAR ME ON THE NEWS
- DON'T SEND ME HOME ON A NIGHT LIKE THIS
SMALL TALKING BABY
words and music by WOODY JANDA®
- SMALL TALKIN' ME AND MY BABY GO WALKIN' HOME
- NOT CARIN' IF ANYBODY KNOWS WE'RE ALONE
- TWO PEOPLE FALLING IN LOVE WHO CAN THEY BE
- IT'S JUST MY SMALL TALKIN BABY AND ME
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- JUST STROLLIN' ME AND MY BABY PASS BY THE SHOW
- NO MOVIE NOT ENOUGH MONEY WE NEVER GO
- TWO PEOPLE THEY DON'T HAVE A PENNY WHO CAN THEY BE
- IT'S JUST MY SMALL TALKIN' BABY AND ME
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- SOMETIMES I CAN HARDLY WAIT FOR BUBBLY TALK TO PERCOLATE
- HAND AND HAND WE SHUFFLE OUR WAY HOME
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- SLOW WALKIN' ME AND MY BABY FINALLY GET HOME
- SMALL TALKIN' FILLS IN THE TIME THAT WE SPEND ALONE
- TWO PEOPLE FALLIN' IN LOVE WHO CAN THEY BE
- IT'S JUST MY SMALL TALKIN' BABY AND ME
ALL OR NOTHING MAN
words and music by WOODY JANDA®
- WELL I LIKE THE WILD LIFE, BUT MY STYLE JUST AIN'T IN FASHION
- THERE'S AN END FOR ME IN SIGHT AND IT'S JUST AROUND THE BEND
- THE UPS AND DOWNS I HAVE KEEP MY CAR A'CRASHING
- 'CAUSE I EITHER DON'T DRINK NONE AT ALL OR DRINK 'TIL I CANT STAND
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- I'M AN ALL OR NOTHING MAN AND IT REALLY DOESN'T HURT ME
- THOUGH AT TIMES I CANNOT STAND TO BE FEELIN' REALLY LOW
- SO I TRY TO PICK THINGS UP BUT THEY SHOOT UP TOO BERSERKLY
- AND WHEN I FIND MYSELF WAY UP ON TOP THERE'S JUST ONE WAY TO GO
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- I'M DOWN TO MY LAST DOLLAR OR ROLLIN' IN THE DOUGH
- I'VE GOT A MILLION THINGS TO DO OR I'VE GOT NOWHERE TO GO
- I'M HUNGRY TO STARVATION OR FEELIN' REALLY FED
- MY GAS GAUGE SAYS MY TANK IS FULL OR THE NEEDLE'S IN THE RED
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- I'M AN ALL OR NOTHING MAN AND I'M SORRY THAT IT HAPPENED
- THOUGH I'M REALLY KIND OF GLAD I AIN'T MIDDLE OF THE ROAD
- IT'S THE WIERDEST KIND OF LIFE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU'RE ALL OR NOTHING
- 'CAUSE YOU EITHER GOT NO ENERGY OR YOU'VE GOT AN OVERLOAD
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- WHEN YOU'RE ALL OR NOTHING MAN THAT'S JUST THE WAY THINGS HAPPEN
- WHEN YOU FIND YOURSELF WAY UP ON TOP THERE'S JUST ONE WAY TO GO
- YOU KNOW THERE'S JUST ONE WAY TO GO
BIG TROUBLE
words and music by WOODY JANDA®
- HE HAD BIG TROUBLE WITH HIS THINKIN'
- MUCH OF IT CAME STRAIGHT FROM HIS DRINKIN'
- AND WHEN HE DRANK AND THANK HE KNEW
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- THAT THERE'S JUST GOT TO BE SOME REASON
- WHY WHAT HE DOES IS NEVER PLEASIN'
- AND IN A STUPOR HE CONFESSED
- I DON'T SEE WHAT'S GOING ON
- AND I CAN'T GET BACK TO BEING STRONG
- SO I SIT HERE, CIGARETTE AND BEER
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- I STILL KNOW THAT I'M A MAN
- SO WONT YOU HELP ME IF YOU CAN
- I CANT CONTROL, DROPPIN' MORE AND MORE
- AND NOW THEY SAY HE'S GOT MUCH BETTER
- WITH THE RECEPTION OF A LETTER
- SAID SHE WAS COMIN' HOME TO STAY
REARRANGIN'
words and music by WOODY JANDA®
- WHEN THE ARTIC WIND BLOWS THROUGH OUR TOWN AND THE AIR IS CLEAN AND COLD
- ALL THE OLDSTERS AND THE KIDS SIT DOWN AND STORY WOULD BE TOLD
- EVERY NIGHT STARRED SOMEONE DIFFERENT MOMMA PICKED WHO IT WOULD BE
- I'D BEEN THINKIN' FOR A LONG, LONG TIME IF IT SHOULD EVER COME AROUND TO ME
- I'D TELL THEM THERE WAS A MAN WHO HAD TROUBLE ON HIS HANDS
- 'CAUSE HE DIDN'T HAVE THE SENSE TO MAKE A CHANGE
- HE WAS LEFT TO A FATE THAT WASN'T ALL THAT GREAT
- 'CAUSE HE DIDN'T HAVE THE KNACK FOR REARRANGIN'
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- REARRANGIN' THINGS IN LIFE THAT AIN'T LOOKIN' LIKE THEY SHOULD
- REARRANGIN' TIRED OLD CHAIRS TO MAKE THE HOUSE LOOK GOOD
- REARRANGIN' BREAKFAST AND THE WAY YOU START THE DAY
- REARRANGIN' ALL THEM THINGS THAT YOU DIDN'T LIKE YESTERDAY
- WELL THAT'S THE STORY I WOULD TELL IF THEY EVER PICKED ON ME
- ALTHOUGH I WISH MY FAMILY WELL, I WISH THAT THEY COULD SEE
- THAT IT'S TIME FOR REARRANGIN', I JUST GOTTA TELL THEM SO
- THEN MOMMA SAID SON IT'S YOUR TURN AND I LET MY STORY GO
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- AND I SAID, THERE IS A MAN WHO HAS TROUBLE ON HIS HANDS
- 'CAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE THE SENSE TO MAKE A CHANGE
- HE'LL BE LEFT TO A FATE THAT WON'T BE ALL THAT GREAT
- IF HE DOESN'T USE HIS KNACK FOR REARRANGIN'
THE GIRLS
words and music by WOODY JANDA®
- THE GIRLS. THE GIRLS, I WONDER IF I'LL CALL
- WILL ONE BE KIND AND TREAT ME TO IT ALL
- TONIGHT, TONIGHT, IF IT COMES TRUE
- I'M ROOTING FOR THE BOTH OF US
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- AT HOME, AT HOME, I KNOW I'D BE ALRIGHT
- BUT ON THE ROAD I'LL MAYBE SPEND THE NIGHT
- TONIGHT, TONIGHT, IF IT COMES TRUE
- I'M ROOTING FOR THE BOTH OF US
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- SUITABLE CONDITIONS, THOUGH JUST A BIT CORRUPT
- I'VE GOT NO INHIBITIONS 'CAUSE MY CONFIDENCE IS UP
- AND THINGS ARE LOOKING VERY, VERY GOOD
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- I'M ON MY OWN, BUT MAY NOT BE FOR LONG
- FORLORN, IF I MIGHT DO RIGHT WITH A SONG OF LOVE TONIGHT
- IF IT COMES TRUE I'M ROOTING FOR THE BOTH OF US
- IF IT COMES TRUE, I'M ROOTING FOR THE BOTH OF US.
SHE REALLY LIKES TO TRAVEL
words and music by WOODY JANDA®
- WELL IT'S NOT HARD TO WORRY, 'CAUSE I'VE WORRIED ONCE BEFORE
- AND I'M FEELIN' SO UPSET NOW I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
- IT'S A COLD AND LONELY FEELING WHEN YOUR BABY LETS YOU DOWN
- BY SAYIN' THAT SHE LOVES YOU AND THEN DRIVIN' OUT OF TOWN
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- SHE REALLY LIKES TO TRAVEL, OR IS SHE RUNNING ALL THE TIME
- WHEN THAT GIRL'S HERE STAYIN' WITH ME I SURELY DO FEEL FINE
- BUT THE MORNING COMES THE SUN GIVES OUT THE LIGHT TO FIND HER WAY
- THEN SHE TELL ME THAT SHE LOVES ME AND WILL RETURN SOME OTHER DAY
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- THE COLDEST KIND OF FEELIN' IS A DEEP COLD FEELIN'
- AND I'VE GOT MINE, AND I'VE GOT MINE
- THE OLDEST KIND OF HURTIN' IS A BIG HEART ACHIN'
- AND I'VE GOT MINE, AND I'VE GOT MINE
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- WELL I GUESS I'M GOING TO LEAVE HER, BUT SHE'S NOT HERE TO LEAVE
- SOMEDAY SHE SAYS SHE'LL STAY HOME, BUT THAT I DON'T BELIEVE
- SO I GUESS I'LL PACK MY BAGS UP AND HEAD FOR ANOTHER LAND
- BUT IT WOULD BE MY LUCK TO FIND HER STUCK THERE WITH SOME OTHER MAN
RODEO
words and music by WOODY JANDA®
- 'ROUND AND ROUND WE GO, WE'RE TRYING TO FIND A RODEO TO RIDE IN
- WE AIN'T GOT NO HORSE, BUT WE GOT LOTS OF TIME
- EVERYWHERE WE GO, THEY SAY THEY GOT NO RODEO TODAY
- BUT DO COME BACK NEXT SEASON, AND GIVE IT ONE GOOD TRY
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- STEP RIGHT UP, DON'T WAIT A MINUTE
- SET RIGHT DOWN, GET RIGHT WITH IT
- 'ROUND AND ROUND YOU GO
- 'TIL YOU FINALLY LEARN TO RIDE
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- ON THE RADIO THEY SAY THEY GOT A RODEO TODAY
- JUST SIXTY MILES NORTH, IF WE HURRY WE GOT TIME
- STOPS FOR REPAIRS WOULD BE FEWER IF THIS TRUCK WERE TEN YEARS NEWER
- HOPE THAT WE'RE NOT LATE AGAIN, 'CAUSE THAT WOULD BE A CRIME
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- STOPPED FOR GAS BUT WE COULDN'T GET STARTED, WATCHED THE CLOCK SPIN BROKEN HEARTED
- WALKED ON DOWN THE HIGHWAY THERE'S A TAVERN PRETTY NEAR
- SAW A COWBOY SITTIN' DRINKIN' AS HE TALKED WE STARTED THINKIN'
- MISSED ANOTHER RODEO AND HAD ANOTHER BEER
WISHIN' AND HOPIN'
words and music by DONNY ROBERTS®
- EVERY NIGHT I SIT HERE ALL ALONE
- WAITIN' FOR MY WOMAN TO COME HOME
- I'VE BEEN WAITIN' EVERY NIGHT AND DAY
- HOPIN' THAT SHE WOULD COME TODAY
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- WISHIN' AND HOPIN', WISHIN'
AND HOPIN'
- WISHIN' AND HOPIN' THAT SHE WOULD COME TODAY
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- SHE DON'T EVER WANT TO SETTLE DOWN
- I WONDER WHY I'M ALWAYS HANGIN'
- ROUND I FEEL LIKE A FOOL HERE ALL ALONE
- WONDERIN' WHEN THAT WOMAN'S GOING TO BRING IT ALL BACK HOME
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- SO EVERY NIGHT I SIT HERE ALL ALONE
- WAITIN' FOR MY WOMAN TO COME HOME
- I'LL SIT RIGHT HERE AND WAIT NEXT TO THE PHONE
- AND HOPE TO GET THAT CALL THAT SAYS SHE'S COMIN' HOME
FANCY DANCIN'
words and music by WOODY JANDA©
- HERE'S WHERE THE WHOLE THING STARTED
- HERE'S WHERE IT ALL BEGAN
- SOME CATCHY TUNE DONE BY A HONKY TONKIN' BAND
- HERE'S WHERE THE WHOLE THING STARTED
- HERE'S WHERE IT ALL BEGAN
- RIGHT FANCY DANCIN' WITH A HONKY TONKIN' MAN
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- WE DON'T LIKE MOVIES, WE DON'T RACE CARS
- WE JUST LIKE GETTIN' OUT AND DANCIN' IN THE BARS
- WE WERE JUST STRANGERS, 'TIL THE BAND STRUCK UP THIS SONG
- WE STARTED DANCIN' AND BEEN DANCIN' ALL ALONG
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- I WATCHED YOU MOVIN' OUT ON THE FLOOR
- THE NIGHT WAS SPINNIN' DOWN, THE CROWD YELLED OUT FOR MORE
- THE BAND BEGAN TO PLAY AN OLD FAMILIAR SONG
- WE STARTED DANCIN' AND BEEN DANCIN' ALL ALONG
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- I NEVER FIGURED THAT MY DANCIN' WAS TOO HOT
- BUT WHEN I TOOK YOUR HAND MY FEET JUST COULDN'T STOP
- WE SEEMED THE PERFECT PAIR, NOT ONE TWO STEP WAS WRONG
- WE STARTED DANCIN' AND BEEN DANCIN' ALL ALONG
ALL THIS LOVE
words and music by ANDY MICHAUD©
- SOMETIMES I FIND MYSELF LOVIN' YOU
- OTHER TIMES I FIND THAT I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO GET THROUGH
- YOU'RE QUITE A WOMAN, I CAN UNDERSTAND
- JUST WHY YOU RUN AND HIDE WHEN THINGS DON'T WORK AS PLANNED
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- AND I KNOW THE PERFECT LOVE IS HARD TO FIND
- ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE TWENTY GOIN' ON TWENTY-NINE
- BUT I CAN WAIT IF YOU'LL WAIT TOO
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- ALL THIS LOVE THAT WE CALL OUR OWN
- COULD BE GONE IN THE NIGHT, WE COULD BE SLEEPIN' ALONE
- AND ALL THE LOVERS THAT YOU EVER DREAMED
- COULD 'COME REAL, OH SO REAL, OH SO REAL
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- THE WARM AND WINDY DAYS JUST PASS ME BY
- THEY BRING BACK MEMORIES, AND THE MEMORIES STILL SURVIVE
- WHEN I WAS YOUNGER I WAS SCARED TO SAY
- JUST HOW I FEEL AND HOW I'LL ALWAYS SLIP AWAY
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- BUT NOW I LOOK AT HOW THIS LOVE BEGAN
- I FEEL THAT I CAN'T GET THROUGH AND THAT'S HOW THIS STORY ENDS
- IT'S TOO LATE TO PRETEND
DAMN THE LUCK
words and music by WOODY JANDA®
- ON THE CORNER OF MY STREET THERE IS SADNESS 'CAUSE MY BABY JUST GOT HIT BY A CAR
- SHE WAS WALKIN' COMIN' OVER TO SEE ME NOW SHE'S LYIN' FACE DOWN UNDER A TIRE
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- DAMN THE LUCK OH DAMN THE LUCK YOU JUST CAN'T KEEP A STEADY GIRL NO MORE
- WHAT THE FUCK OH WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN' ON IN THIS MADCAPPED WORLD
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- THE DRIVER SAID HE JUST GOT HIS BRAKES FIXED BUT SOMETHING IN THE WORK MUST HAVE GONE WRONG
- HE COULD NOT STOP WHEN HE APPROACHED THE CROSSWALK AND THE WARRANTY WON'T BRING MY BABY HOME
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- DAMN THE LUCK OH DAMN THE LUCK YOU JUST CAN'T TRUST A GOOD GARAGE NO MORE
- WHAT THE FUCK OH WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN ON IN THIS MADCAPPED WORLD
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- MY LIFE IS DOWN THE DRAIN I GUESS I'LL END IT BY FLUSHIN' MYSELF DOWN THE TOILET NOW
- BUT THE HOLE IS TOO SMALL I'D NEVER FIT IT SO I'LL HAVE TO LIVE THOUGH I DON'T KNOW HOW
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- DAMN THE LUCK OH DAMN THE LUCK THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO KILL YOURSELF FOR SURE
- WHAT THE FUCK OH WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN' ON IN THIS MADCAPPED WORLD
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